By Karen James
Omo, no be small thing happen for one village for inside Ondo State o! As kidnappers dey waka dey do anyhow, dem jam one land wey no dey play — na so dem sleep like newborn baby under Yoruba juju wey no get joy!
According to tori, na the village head hunter — baba wey sabi all the ancient spiritual Bluetooth — wey use local security plus native sense arrange correct traditional alarm system. Him no carry CCTV or security dog oh, baba just bury small “don’t try nonsense” charm for ground, and tell di land say, “any evil foot wey step here, make sleep finish am!”
Na so e happen. As the kidnappers match leg enter the forbidden soil, dem begin doze off like say dem chop pounded yam and sedative. Before dem know, dem don collapse like sack of beans — some even dey snore with style!
Villagers gather quick-quick, tie dem like goat wey wan enter party, and hand dem over to authorities. Nobody raise hand, nobody shoot gun — na juju do the arresting, police just come collect!
People wey hear the story dey ask:
“Na native Netflix be this?”
“Abi the land be lowkey sleep therapist?”
Others just shout, “Ogun esu gbe won!”
My opinion?
Baba, make we no lie — no be every security na bulletproof vest or alarm wey dey shout “peep peep!” Sometimes, ancestral backup dey work pass network. In this case, native intelligence follow beat street sense hands down. Who no go fear land wey dey induce sleep on criminals?
Na warning be this o — before you go waka anyhow for village land, make sure your leg no dey carry bad intention. Because for Ondo now, if you try nonsense, na “sleep mode” go catch you without warning!
Traditional security: 1 — Kidnappers: 0
The gods no dey do soft launch again, dem don enter active duty!
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